Story Time!

Gather round' children. I'm going to tell you a tale of one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

So. Today, I was walking down the stairs at school. When I reached the bottom I turned the corner, and there was this guy there- this really cute, really tall guy.

And guess what I did? I walked right into him. My face smashed into his chest and everything.. but the worst part is yet to come.

My hand decided that it was going to continue swinging, even though I was no longer walking. And guess what I did? That's right.

I grabbed his dick.

And guess what he did?

He groaned. Like the 'i wanna fuck you soooo baaad' kinda groan.

And then his hand went around my waist, and he leaned against me, trying to recover.

I yanked myself out of his grip and stepped back. We just stared at each other- me stammering like an idiot- him watching me with lust-filled eyes.

Then I did something very logical at the time: I turned tail, and ran like fuck.

I think that he thinks that I did it on purpose.. because every time we saw each other afterwards.. he winked at me.

Whelp, storytime's over! Feel free to tell me your thoughts on my screwed up life